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Dad Jokes with Kratos

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Kratos may be a dad now, but his journey to fatherhood won't be complete until he delivers some truly awful dad jokes. We teamed up with Kratos voice actor Christopher Judge to make our daddy dreams a reality. SUBSCRIBE for more videos! http://bit.ly/2B7gM6M Like us on Facebook: http://bit.ly/PolygonFB Follow us on Twitter: http://bit.ly/PolygonTwitter Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/PolygonInsta And for more great news and coverage, check out: www.polygon.com Polygon is an entertainment website founded in 2012 in partnership with Vox Media. Our mission is to cover not only games but the artists who make them, the fans who love them, and the culture surrounding them.
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Polygon (15 days ago)
Want more God of War dad content? Check out GoW Director Cory Barlog's dad advice here: bit.ly/GoW_Dadvice And see if Kratos eats pineapple pizza here: bit.ly/CorysQs
Dorothy Gale (2 days ago)
Sleeping Forest (2 days ago)
Polygon oh my God his voice is amazing and not only that I don't even know he was black such a manly voice ❤❤😍
Reginald Bailey (5 days ago)
LUIRIEL [] (10 days ago)
Polygon next
Eugene Pak (16 minutes ago)
Ok. So I just saw the thumbnail and clicked on it. I get a USSA ad with a guy who looks really similar
JJsparkxx (29 minutes ago)
kratos is black? no wonder he doesnt smother atreaus (idk the spelling)
Tre da 5'9 (27 minutes ago)
Big Teal'c. Indeed. Wow, it's strange to see him laugh, he never did that in Stargate...
Star Killee (54 minutes ago)
Why hello the Teal'c.
First name Last name (2 hours ago)
This man is so handsome and his voice is so beautiful I think I’m into men now
giveusascream (2 hours ago)
esme553 (2 hours ago)
1:20 That famous Teal'c cheek flex.
GamePlayer 101 (2 hours ago)
*B O Y*
KalebHD (2 hours ago)
Save the jokes for the boat BOY
Sanse (3 hours ago)
I just love his voice
WoozyAlmond 176 (3 hours ago)
Warning:sound of kratos laughing!
Quiet Corgi750 (4 hours ago)
Joseph (5 hours ago)
Is this the guy that does the voice for Kratos
Reba Hashiri (5 hours ago)
Am I the only one that finds these Dad Jokes HILARIOUS?!
Jeffrey Joven (5 hours ago)
mokey mouse:oh BOI
Aayush Dua (5 hours ago)
Classic ending <3
ImNotCreativeEnough (6 hours ago)
Dad of BOY!
Lookoutitsdomke (6 hours ago)
All I hear is Teal'c.
White Snow (7 hours ago)
this is the closest we get to seein Kratos laugh
radicalplayer (8 hours ago)
Someone fucking animate this please
Walter Obiri (9 hours ago)
Ok ok. The blind deer joke was actually iconic
Sam Smith (9 hours ago)
Kratos: what's Brown and sticky. Me: please don't say a st- Kratos: a stick. Me: *sighs in Norse*
Wawzzz 98 (10 hours ago)
His voice was lit
Council Fraun (13 hours ago)
There needs to be a setting where he says these things after you beat the game lol
Isaiah vlonethecomedian (14 hours ago)
Sean Green (16 hours ago)
We need a dad joke and mimirs tales dlc
Daniel Robinson-temara (16 hours ago)
Daniel Kalvin (16 hours ago)
This man went through puberty at child birth......TWICE!!
Ghostlight (17 hours ago)
This is Ragnarok
Joseph Cobb (17 hours ago)
I have more chest hair just listening to him
Wyatt Szakacs (18 hours ago)
This is great
1zanneth (18 hours ago)
Need to have the story make Kratos go a little insane from a Joker like boss or something so we hear that laugh in game. 1:22
Corsaro (19 hours ago)
Such a godly voice
IdiotGONEWrong Badly (19 hours ago)
like 4 one like (19 hours ago)
Im disappointed
Jimmy Turner (19 hours ago)
They should make this a free dlc just yo add this.
Shawky T3 (19 hours ago)
His voice 😇😇😇😇
The Mister Octopus (19 hours ago)
Anyone remember Christopher Judge from SG1?? No? Damn, now I feel old... and I'm only 17...
DigiKamn (19 hours ago)
This shouldn't be so funny but I can't stop laughing
Fecal Encephalopath (19 hours ago)
xXBasketball Y (20 hours ago)
Deadlock Maximus (20 hours ago)
Blep (21 hours ago)
Vinni BoD (21 hours ago)
This was everything I didn't even know I needed. "Hi sorry, I am dad."
Jordan Scott (21 hours ago)
Teal’c I miss you. You were the best part of Stargate
Tomb Raver (21 hours ago)
Could you imagine if he had a daughter? Imagine how horrifying prom would be for her boyfriend.
The Masked Psycho (21 hours ago)
Kratos I fucking love you
Master Of Disguise 671 (22 hours ago)
Why don't you use boy for a buoy?
I feel like this is what Jesus sounds like
Kratos is black
Alfred Barrera (22 hours ago)
Numerous Islam courage form lifetime evil stand figure particular jury myself decide.
Jay Thao (23 hours ago)
What if kratos fought thanos
opezkid (23 hours ago)
SliderFury1 (1 day ago)
These are some of the most perfectly delivered terrible jokes I've ever heard. More please 🤣🤣
Deathbreach (1 day ago)
Now that I see this guy again.. Im bout to rewatch (Stargate SG-1). He played a cool Af Gu'ah'uld host hero. Sorry, not sure how to spell the aliens race. Lets just call it Junior.😁
order66 (1 day ago)
fathers day DLC B O Y
Alpaca Plushie (1 day ago)
The level of dad in these dad jokes was so high, they were over 9000.
CammiTalbain Shoku (1 day ago)
XELI (1 day ago)
Kratos seems more threatening when he's happy...
Raijinzz (1 day ago)
Man, Chris Judge should voice more videogames...
Peter Panda (1 day ago)
This game is a joke with a dad in it.
Prince Virginia (1 day ago)
I don't get the first one with elevators and steps...
8523wsxc (1 day ago)
I no longer fear Hades...
FENIX6669 (1 day ago)
I want more.
Johnny Nacho (1 day ago)
Polygon? Aren't they the same people who gave Far Cry 5 a rating of 5.9 because they were "confused" by the story.
Thomas S. (1 day ago)
it's nice to hear Kratos' laugh
vsGoliath (1 day ago)
God damn it's good to see Teal'c again ;)
IIll IIll (1 day ago)
He was on some television show.
Gloin79 (1 day ago)
"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh guard’s nose drips."
guymine123 (1 day ago)
Goegta (1 day ago)
What a voice holy fucking shit!!!
khalil uzumaki (1 day ago)
I can’t stop watching it
*B O Y*
Jú Barbosa (1 day ago)
He's so cuteeee
Perma Chub (1 day ago)
lampshade (1 day ago)
Please make this cannon
김재준 (1 day ago)
Kratos is black?? Lmaooo
This show that there is a god....... of *B O Y*
BioLightHero (1 day ago)
Atreus : *dad why did you do this to me*
Hi Mama (1 day ago)
A god without a hair
Pablo ze King (1 day ago)
His voice.... so magnificent
Helvi (1 day ago)
I'm guessing the "no idea" one makes a lot more sense in England than America.
X Tuneteck (1 day ago)
That’s a huge fucking jaw
DragonGuy GTO (1 day ago)
Dad jokes are the best
Kshiteej Patel (1 day ago)
So I finally heard Kratos laugh
FrostyCoco (1 day ago)
Man GOW dad jokes dlc sounds GREAT 👍
Tsukiyomaru Zero (1 day ago)
*> wear shirt that reads "There is no such thing as Triple A game"* *> God of War comes out* *> Adds "OK, there is ONE Triple A game"*
skinny jason (1 day ago)
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Vanessa McCreadie (1 day ago)
ShogunBean (1 day ago)
The only way this coulda been funnier is if CHristipher Judge had yelled Jafah Kree during the game.
"Christopher Judge,please read me bedtime stories every afternoon" And if ya know that quote you know the best G.O.W player
Triscal Shamir (1 day ago)
I need Christopher Judge to narrate documentaries and audio books in his Kratos voice
wurens (1 day ago)
This makes me look at Kratos so differently.
elijahproto (1 day ago)
Zfast4y0u (1 day ago)
if they gaved him mic and left him alone in a room, i bet he would be done 10x faster.
Stephen Flagg (1 day ago)
A Dude Who Games (1 day ago)
she go nyoom (1 day ago)
Should i laugh or cringe?

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